Name: turkey First Seen: Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:23 pm Last Seen: Sat, 23 Jan 2010 06:01 pm Type: Registered player Games Played: 0 (Past four weeks) Country: United States Location: Vancouver, WA

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I'm Gowan's alter ego...the bad one.  I have lots of adventures that get other people excited.  Just yesterday I was on the roof and wouldn't come down.

Occupation: catnip dealer

My favorite things to do:
1) make prank phone calls between 2am and 6:30am
2) run out the door like I own the world

Things I know:
1) Chainsaws have feelings too!
2) Pathetic meows are the best way to get what you want.
3) Anything can be made into toy
  a) door stopper
  b) cardboard of any kind
  c) toilet paper
  d) Boggle chat

Now give me some TUNA!!!

Going to relax for a little while.

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TRex Hugs

Gowan